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Joined: 06 May 2005
Posts: 36
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Basic plotline: Snape has to attend a special Christmas party... this time though, it's just him, Sirius, Remus, Hermione, and Ginny. What is our Headmaster planning now? You get to decide the pairings, if any. SNAPE is our main character!
Timeline: one year after the war, w/o Sirius' death
Places: Hogwarts, Grimmauld Place, The Leaky Cauldron, The Burrow (empty except for them) (take your pick!)
Rating: Anything but NC-17
Must include:
A. Scenes:
-a scene where Albus tells Snape that he has to attend
-two kissing scenes, may be between anyone, one must be magically induced
-a mistletoe scene (obviously) (may be interlocked with the magically induced kissing scene above)
-a scene where two presents get mixed up
-a scene where Snape TRIES to escape (may be blocked in any way you wish)
B. Other Stuff (at least four of the following)
-yellow trousers
-a Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes creation
-burnt turkey/ham
-tomato soup
-a singing toilet
-a lewd conversation with a mirror
-a joke about Moaning Myrtle that ends with Sirius fainting
-a saccharine comment that's ruined by a sarcastic punchline
-decoration mishap
-a broken crystal ball (may be broken already or Hermione can have a fit ... just a tip)
-a really...really... really bad present
-Ginny saying "Oh please, Professor, give me more of that sexy voice..." (in jest)
-Hermione saying "My eyes! They're gone! Egad!"
-Snape saying "What a pity. I shall have to clean that."
-Snape saying "You're seventeen now, correct?"
-Sirius saying "Just a bit of fun"
-Remus saying "It's not quite like that..."
MAY NOT INCLUDE:
-Black silk boxers
-too much fluffiness (some is good for the soul)
-angst
-Minerva McGonagall
-Harry/Ron
May be multi-chaptered, if you wish, but I managed to do it in less than fifteen pages. (I think ten, I'm not sure).
Enjoy! If someone responds to this challenge, I'll tweak mine a bit and get the courage to post it! (This is merely for my own, twisted sense of amusement...)
-Mel |
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