Joined: 27 Mar 2005
Posts: 3
Location: Sydney, Australia
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It was bound to happen sooner or later, but I've filked The Lumberjack Song from Monty Python's Flying Circus...
TITLE: The Potion Master's Song
RATING: R (for innuendo more than anything else)
SUMMARY:
I cut down students, I scare them all
I go to the Apothecary
On Wednesdays I go grovelling
And have three Crucios' by tea
It's listed at Ashwinder, and though Hermione isn't mentioned as such (just alluded to mightily with as many cliches as I could cram in), you could; if the fancy took you, ascribe Snape's dalliance to quite a few female Gryffindors.
Ann aka OzRatbag2 |
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